Accent Imitators Gifts

The Masterpiece Theatre Gang

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Don't repeat this."

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

Casting for Heroes series II.

"May I have your autograph?"

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Parroting

"We've a phone tap on Paul Gascoigne. Quick! Get a translator!"

"Ever notice the older you get the more you stop repeating yourself."

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

Bean Convention. Well, looks like everyone made it, Frank! Yep! There's our Peruvian friend! Hey, Lima! And a big salute to our Navy bean pal! Thank you for your service! And our jhittery amigo coffee bean. But where's - Sorry! Had to pahk the cah! Ahh! Boston Baked!

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

It wasn't the voices in his head that bothered Stanley so much as it was the thick, foreign accent he couldn't understand.

"This is the upwardly mobile, mobile phone, sir, it converts everything you say into Queen's English."

Lord Dundreary

'If you expect to get ahead around here, never again address the executive staff in your Donald Duck voice.'

Triple espresso, please. No caffeine for you, Uncle Mort. I am not your Uncle Mort. You know the doctors have said "no caffeine," Uncle Mort. I don't know what you're talking about. My name is Mr. Somewunneruther. "Mister Somewunneruther"? Yes. Of the Minnesota Somewunneruthers. We're a very old and respected family. We came over on the Sunflower. Mayflower!!! One gentle flower chamomile tea, coming up.

"I have tried telling you several times, my name is Ken and I am from Glasgow."

'You're not speaking french...you're speaking English with a French accent.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Hairdresser's pronunciation of the letter H causes confusion

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

"I finally figured out who you copy."