Voice Mimic Gifts

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"So, have you two fallen out again?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Don't repeat this."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Cow can

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Mockingbird visits old mcdonald's farm: E-I-E-I-O!

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

A servant unfamiliar with his mistress's voice

A Cow Reversing

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

The Ventriloquist's Arms

"No, I'm really into this series. I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

'This one was hatched within the sound of Bow bells.'

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"...Now try and guess this one..."

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'If you expect to get ahead around here, never again address the executive staff in your Donald Duck voice.'

'You're not speaking french...you're speaking English with a French accent.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'Hey, Mr. Jones. I'd know that voice anywhere!'

"Maybe we can persuade Dexter to do his Donald Duck impression?!"