Animal Sound Imitator Pillows

"He's a bull dog."

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Lion Costume

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Owl

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Farm Humor.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Cat barking.

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Parroting

A Cow Reversing

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'It's another obscene call!'

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

Extreme Makeover.

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Thanksgiving.

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

"The cow said moo, the pig said oink, the chicken went cluck cluck, I baaed and then we adjourned."