Sound Imitator Pillows

Parroting

Multiple Personalities: "Woof, meow, oink, moo."

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Copycat.

Nature Magnified

"No, I'm really into this series, I am just not into you making a very poor attempt at copying their British accent every waking minute until we finish it."

"May I have your autograph?"

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

A Cow Reversing

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He's a bull dog."

Suddenly, on the 18th tee at Augusta, Leonard whales on his air guitar right in the middle of a backswing.

"...Now try and guess this one..."

Wordilly Durdillies - A Baah Baah stool

Old McDonald cracks down: 'Knock it off! E-I-E-I-O!'

'Well, you would have a nasal voice too if you had a nose like mine...'

"Guess what, Pop? The voice-activated ATM downtown thinks I sound just like you."

"You're humming that tune our dryer makes when it's completed the cycle."