Animal Sound Imitator Admirer Pillows

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Carpet Cows

Lion Costume

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Owl

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Farm Humor.

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

Parroting

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

"He's a bull dog."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

Extreme Makeover.

The Ventriloquist's Arms

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

Thanksgiving.