Animal Sound Imitator Admirer Pillows

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Carpet Cows

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Lion Costume

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Owl

Lew Yomp Jr: Investment Counselor & Elvis Look Alike.

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Ronni Ancona.

Farm Humor.

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Blind Pianist of the Year Competition

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Ernie, will you please stop saying I'm "off my rocker" every time I switch back to the acoustic guitar.

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

Parroting

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

"He's a bull dog."

Extreme Makeover.

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'It took me a while to find this gem, but the acoustics in this cave are amazing: let's jam!'

Hip guy in pub with acoustic guitar says to square-looking man: 'I really don't think We Are The Ovaltineys counts as a drinking song.'

The Ventriloquist's Arms

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)