Animal Noise Imitator Pillows

Wordilly Durdillies - A Baah Baah stool

Future garbage truck driver.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Lion Costume

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

A man playing on an elephant

Farm Humor.

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Parroting

Cartoon about a dog and cat with two different perspectives 'war' and 'peace'.

Extreme Makeover.

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"He's a bull dog."

Thanksgiving.

'You ssspeak funny! How come you don't have a lisssp?'

QuackBooks (duck finds a computer error).