Animal Noise Impersonator Pillows

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Owl

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Farm Humor.

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Cat barking.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Nature Magnified

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Extreme Makeover.

'It's another obscene call!'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'Hey buddy, where's the fire?'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"He's a bull dog."