Animal Noise Impersonator Pillows

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Bee costume

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Farm Humor.

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Cat barking.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Nature Magnified

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

'Wow, you must be good. I never met another impersonator with a fifth-degree sequin belt.'

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

"He's a bull dog."

Extreme Makeover.

'It's another obscene call!'

Thanksgiving.