Animal Imitator Gifts

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"...Any more of that fowl language and you're barred!"

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Lion Costume

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"Papi, when I grow up, I wanna be just like you!"

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Copycat.

Farm Humor.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Cat barking.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

"May I have your autograph?"

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

'It's another obscene call!'

"He's a bull dog."

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

Extreme Makeover.

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

Thanksgiving.