Animal Mimicking Gifts

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Football Chameleon

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

Lion Costume

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Owl

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"He does impressions too!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Modern animal communication

Farm Humor.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Cat barking.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

Extreme Makeover.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

'It's another obscene call!'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

'He's a sheep dog.'