Animal Mimicking Gifts

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Football Chameleon

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

Business leader to group: 'Who's making the donkey sounds?'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"He does impressions too!"

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Modern animal communication

Farm Humor.

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

Cat barking.

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"Ha, ha! He thinks he's a person!"

'It's another obscene call!'

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Extreme Makeover.

Thanksgiving.