Animal Mimics Gifts

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Zoo Society Costume Party. Lot's of people had the same idea --- We're surrounded by fake gnus.

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"He does impressions too!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Modern animal communication

Farm Humor.

Cat barking.

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

The Trouble With Cloning

"Nice talking to you."

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Extreme Makeover.

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"He's a bull dog."