Animal Mimics Gifts

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

Lion Costume

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

"He does impressions too!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

Modern animal communication

Farm Humor.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

Cat barking.

"They don't really say 'mooo'. It's more of a low, doleful, 'uuummmmggghhh'. Go ahead, try it."

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

The Trouble With Cloning

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

"Nice talking to you."

Extreme Makeover.

'Harry has laryngitis.'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"He's a bull dog."