Animal Mimic Gifts

Call of the Domesticated.

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'He's stubborn as a mule, eats like a bird, talks like a parrot, means as a coyote, sloppy as a bear, dumb as a. . ."

Football Chameleon

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

"I tested very high in playing."

Lion Costume

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"He does impressions too!"

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

"It's sad watching his desperate attempts to stay relevant."

Owl

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"Ya know, it wouldn’t kill you to bark."

"Actually, I've begun to look like he wishes he looked."

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

"Wonderful! The back of my head looks exactly like the back of George Clooney's head."

Farm Humor.

He asks: 'Are you a cow?'. You say 'Gobble gobble moooo!' PATHETIC!

'I'm not sure which side of the Bristol Crocodile debate I come down on!'

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

Cat barking.

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

This is the WRONG time to remember you are not a squirrel.

Extreme Makeover.

"He loves her, but he's not in love with her."

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

Thanksgiving.