Animal Mimic Enthusiast Gifts

'Harry has laryngitis.'

Football Chameleon

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

Little girl standing infront of mummy's dressing table putting tennis balls up her top

"He does impressions too!"

"Do you recognise the giraffe who hit you?"

Keeper in the bat house asleep upside down.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

Wow, owners really do look like their pets.

Dog copying african women with bundles on their heads

New born chick imitates a turtle with it's shell.

The Trouble With Cloning

'Buerrk! Buck, buck, buck...'

"Nice talking to you."

'He's a sheep dog.'

Lady to man with many birds: 'You would have to buy a mimic!'

"I know what you mean, Mary - after a while all the guys start to sound the same to me, too."

"You're not funny."

Penetrating Pet Disguises...

'After this event, I want him tested. Blood, urine, DNA - the works. Look for anything unusual.'

Call of the Domesticated.

You look like the cat who ate the canary. Actually, I'm the wolverine who ate your leftover prosciutto hoagie.

"I finally figured out who you copy."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I'm in construction."

"His identity crisis is getting worse!"

Multiple Personalities - 'Woof, meow, baa,moo.'

Cow looks about to make sure nobody is watching, then bleats like a sheep.