Monkey Mimics Gifts

Modern animal communication

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Evolution of the Cat.

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."