Monkey Watching Gifts

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I think we may be related!"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

TSA Noah

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.