Monkey Enthusiast Gifts

"Well, they were the low bidders."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

Monkey doing stunts on a big red motorbike.

ZOO

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'I lost all respect for my Organ-Grinder when I realized he was not playing but merely turning the handle! That's when I left him...'

'They say blondes have more fun.'

'It's a postcard from Bruce: He's visiting a 'Banana Republic'...'

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'

'Hey, I didn't know they had kiddish at the zoo!'

'Actually I'm more of a leg man.'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

Jungle Man swinging from hang mans rope.

'Never fails,,, The second we sit down for dinner,'

'Harrison's really taken to this work.'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

The monkey king

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

"I said it was time to send in the DRAGOONS!"

"Getting the monkey to write the book was easy compared to this book tour."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Well, I would have you know that I don't actually have a face "only a mother would love": I am quite popular with the proboscis ladies!"

A monkey dances and takes a selfie

"Counselor, looks like your client's pleading the fifth."

"I want to keep it, but my wife hates the way it scratches her face."

"If we're going to teach you by "Monkey See, Monkey Do", you'd better not spend too much time watching your dad..."

"He got all the big calls right"

"Up, down or bite your face off?"

"This one? This one? Listen, make up your mind, or I;m picking out a flea for you."

"What's another word for evolution?"

Bi-Curious George

Booby never understood the birds and the bees, but the monkeys made perfect sense.