Monkey Enthusiasts Gifts

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'You could repeat everything they say while I imitate everything they do: It would drive them crazy...'

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Cat and mouse

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"It's from the cat."

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Influence this."

"Phew, that was close."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'