Monkey Business Enthusiasts Gifts

'Bursitis.'

'Every week a sum of money the size of this rainforest disappears to service the UK's national debt.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Goal Post Ape.

"Hey!! What am I supposed to do with this?!!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Influence this."

Street Organ - Monkey

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'