Monkey Business Enthusiasts Pillows

'Bursitis.'

'Every week a sum of money the size of this rainforest disappears to service the UK's national debt.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Goal Post Ape.

"Hey!! What am I supposed to do with this?!!"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Street Organ - Monkey

"Influence this."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."