Monkey Aficionados Pillows

Rudy, get your pet monkey off my head. He likes you. Yeah, well if he doesn't get off me, I'll skin him, gut him and make him into soup! As soon as I pet and wuv him. Pets ruin the firmest resolve.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Influence this."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'