Monkey Aficionados Mugs

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Influence this."

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Shakespeare's Hamlet word for word - and I who always thought it was a crazy joke.'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'I thought your new year's resolution was to get the monkey off your back!'