Monkey Aficionado Mugs

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'What do you mean, 'It's deductible'!?'

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Koala

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I think we may be related!"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

A day at the transgenic races

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Bears going water skiing.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."