Monkey Aficionado Prints

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

'What do you mean, 'It's deductible'!?'

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Well, we needed the rain."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

Koala

Bears going water skiing.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

"I think we may be related!"

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."