Mischievous Monkey Admirer Mugs

'It's a long story...'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

ZOO

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"So how long have you been working the business?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.