Cheeky Monkey Lover Mugs

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Elephant ass selfie.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Shakespeare Project

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

'For years, I've had Bobo take care of all my admin paperwork so that I can concentrate on my research: Nobody seems to have noticed...'

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

The King's New Robes.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

Admitting you have a monkey on your back would explain your back pain, that funny smell, and why there's never any peanuts in the break room.

Modern animal communication

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

'Where's my banana?'

"Any other special qualifications besides opposable thumbs?"

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'I feel terrible, Chita left me for his personal trainer.'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

The three Politically Correct Monkeys