Cheeky Monkey Lover Prints

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Shakespeare Project

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

"Hear no evil? See no evil? Speak no evil? You're all hired!"

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

Boy about to poke a man from behid with a stick after having seen a pantomime

My arms are tired, too – I'm starting to think this whole evil thing isn't temporary.

What inspired me to become a lawyer? The scopes monkey trial, your honor. I love monkeys!

'For years, I've had Bobo take care of all my admin paperwork so that I can concentrate on my research: Nobody seems to have noticed...'

"The subject appears to be using a new form of communication."

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

The King's New Robes.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Admitting you have a monkey on your back would explain your back pain, that funny smell, and why there's never any peanuts in the break room.

Modern animal communication

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

The advent of profanity: Noah to 3 monkeys: 'Only pairs are allowed on my ark, so one of you has to go!'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Where's my banana?'

'I feel terrible, Chita left me for his personal trainer.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Saucy monkey

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

"Any other special qualifications besides opposable thumbs?"