Cheeky Humor Lover Prints

"Poor old dear can't talk much anymore I wonder what he's thinking...?" "Nice tits."

sex shop - "Theres plenty more filth inside"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Dad'll be sorry he didn't come shopping with us, he's always looking at girls like that on-line."

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"NICE white bits!"

'Why can you never remember what day it is?'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

By the way, my foot's asleep. So, I guess an unscrupulous woman who wanted to play footsie with me could pretty much get away with murder right now. !

Thumb your nose at an authority figure.

'Going my way,Gorgeous?'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'I tell you. He's on Viagra - it sticks out a mile'

'Do I get credit for car wash?'

Glass Blowers have a lot of cheek.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Elephant ass selfie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'You had me at hell.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

The King's New Robes.

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Easter Island