Loves Cheeky Humor Prints

"I'm pretty sure that's illegal."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

This is awkward, but I need to ask if you'd like to donate your body to science.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

Scientist discover a new superbug

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

'You had me at hell.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

'Pavlov's first experiment'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Happy Xmas

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

The Living End.

Easter Island

Keister Island.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

Cloning departments