Loves Cheeky Humor Pillows

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Scientist discover a new superbug

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'You had me at hell.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'Pavlov's first experiment'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

Easter Island

The Living End.

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

Keister Island.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Happy Xmas

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Cloning departments

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"