Cheeky Humorist Pillows

'Neck exercise' 'Waist exercise' 'Fund raising exercise'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Hullo, 'Railtrack' here, we're thinking of organising a few drinks at your place..."

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'I've been sent for booze and fags - I've got a stay-at-home mum.'

"Do you wash your plums?"

'And what'll you like in the morning sir?'

Show us your Willy - "Ref I think the white ball is dirty."

Football Fantasies

'We'll look into it.'

Easter Island

"Aaahh! - I can see now why they call it the 'moon'"

Then the mask mandate was lifted, and we all had to get used to that again.

"Stop drooling; they're plastic wood, for sure."

Elephant ass selfie.

"We've invented a new word!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'You had me at hell.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

Justice for a heckler.

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

"Bring me a tit, and make it snappy."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'