Cheeky Humor Fan Pillows

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-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Keister Island.

The Living End.

Cleavage, mild cleavage or extra cleavage.

'Can I help with the ladder miss?'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Elephant ass selfie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'You had me at hell.'

The Height of Impudence.

The King's New Robes.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

Easter Island

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

"I'm head over heels about you."

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

Ass-teroids

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

Football Fantasies

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

'Dang, I told him to take a shower before we sacrificed him to the volcano god!'

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

'Oh look, it's Mr Palmer.'

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

'Do I get credit for car wash?'