Cheeky Humor Fan Gifts

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-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Keister Island.

The Living End.

Cleavage, mild cleavage or extra cleavage.

'Can I help with the ladder miss?'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Elephant ass selfie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'You had me at hell.'

The Height of Impudence.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

The King's New Robes.

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

Easter Island

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Now say cheese,no,not YOU!'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

"I'm head over heels about you."

'Here. Drink this till I'm hot.'

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

Ass-teroids

Football Fantasies

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"