Cheeky Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Elephant ass selfie.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'If this prescription doesn't help, go to Maggie Brown's party next week. There'll be a specialist there.'

'Can I have your password before you croak?'

'...And this is the lads' trophy room!'

''Naughty or nice'? -- You mean you'll just take my word for it?'

"You're on."

'You, lad. ' 'Yes. Mr. Scrooge.' 'Go to the butcher's...I'm feeling very horny.'

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'You had me at hell.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

The King's New Robes.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Keister Island.

Easter Island

"I'm head over heels about you."

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

The Living End.

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

Ass-teroids

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"