Cheeky Humor Admirer Gifts

Yang: 'Ohh YEAH, THAT'S more like it!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'You had me at hell.'

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Jungle dweller swings from outhouse with toilet paper stuck to his foot.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Why do we have pistols? I thought we were back-to-back to see who is taller!

"You're not from around here...are you?"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

Easter Island

'Creepy.'

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

Keister Island.

World's Worst Triathlete.

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'