Cheeky Humor Admirer Gifts

Yang: 'Ohh YEAH, THAT'S more like it!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Elephant ass selfie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I've discovered a talking amoeba!' '2+2=4, 5-4=1, 93=3.' SMASH 'I wanted to get it before it multiplied.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"It's an agreeable little wine."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

'You had me at hell.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Noah's lesser known brother.

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"You're not from around here...are you?"

In Case of An Irresistable Urge to Break Something

Hoppers leave Luke's Pub at the end of Hoppy Hour.

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'Creepy.'

The Living End.

Keister Island.

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Easter Island