Lover Of Cheeky Humor Gifts

'Okay - let's forget the budget treatment'

'You had me at hell.'

"Bless You."

Elephant ass selfie.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"He, Igor? Who are we to play God with its gender pronouns?"

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

This is awkward, but I need to ask if you'd like to donate your body to science.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'Pavlov's first experiment'

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

Keister Island.

The Living End.

'You look lovely today.'

Easter Island