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'Okay - let's forget the budget treatment'

'You had me at hell.'

"Bless You."

Elephant ass selfie.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

'Pavlov's first experiment'

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

'You look lovely today.'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

The Living End.

Keister Island.

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."

Easter Island