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'The Father, Son, and Holy Spirit...Amen.'

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

'You had me at hell.'

'What colour is a hiccup?'

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

Beach Attraction

Yeti/Not Yeti

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'Pavlov's first experiment'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Giving thanks.

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."

'You look lovely today.'

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

I slept funny last night!

Dog emojis.

"I don't know about turning, but I was tossing all night."

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

Ha ha ha, yours is blue, too!

"Believe me, you don't want to know where it all comes from."

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"