Lover Of Lighthearted Humor Mugs

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'You had me at hell.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

'We dicovered that this cures hypochondria without administering it.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

'Pavlov's first experiment'

Yeti/Not Yeti

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

Beach Attraction

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

"Look, I'm bored, you're bored – why don't you let me go down there and shake things up a bit?"

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

Giving thanks.

I slept funny last night!

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."

'You look lovely today.'

"I don't know about turning, but I was tossing all night."

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

"It's nice, but I fell in love with a caterpillar."

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

"Believe me, you don't want to know where it all comes from."

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

He saw a bright white light, but it was no heaven.