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Sometimes honesty is not the best policy.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

"Bless You."

A Golden Non-Retriever

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Tell me father, why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be hell.'

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

Funky Facts: Elephants.

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

'What colour is a hiccup?'

"So tell me about your last poop."

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

Yeti/Not Yeti

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Beach Attraction

Giving thanks.

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

I slept funny last night!

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

Flo's Christmas Lights: 'I really like what you've done with yawr Christmas lights this yeaw Flo.'

Great gift ideas for the older man.

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

'Our days of wine and roses are over, Ethel. We're going to have to settle for champagne and tulips.'

"If you can't sleep, try playing some relaxing human noises."

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"