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Mascot for hot dog stand buys a hot dog.

When angels go awry.

Loterie Francaise...

Chuck had always found the black glasses thing a bit depressing.

". . . The chef looks like he could spit on my food."

"The skip has skipped to my loo!"

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

"Bless You."

"Anything in the fridge ma. . . ? I'm starving."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Introducing...Anagraman.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Why the gumboots? Well, I can't stand slimy things touching my feet..."

'Check out the old dude.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"I can't come in today, I'm feeling like myself."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'