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'For crying out loud - will you quit grinding your teeth!'

Igloo snail.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

OK, when we're together and we're being attacked, there's no need for both of us to drop our tails: let's flip a coin for it...

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Fresh pepper?"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"Bless You."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Raised by Dogs

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

So You've Cloned Yourself

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over the over and over.

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

The afternoons are okay, it's at night that I can't sleep.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

Too Weird to Have a Husband