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"Shame really...excellent symmetry"

Theatre Masks and Butts

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Fresh pepper?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"He looks just like your husband."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Who knew grass migrates?

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"My first video sucked. But I figure I've got 8 more chances."

'Hey Dad, Mom's got a new hobby...still life painting...er, Dad?'

Before he was taken away, Dr. Stuart Trust was the last known doctor to make HOUSE CALLS.

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"