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"Shame really...excellent symmetry"

Theatre Masks and Butts

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Fresh pepper?"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"He looks just like your husband."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

So You've Cloned Yourself

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

"Is the garbage fresh?"

Who knew grass migrates?

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"You might want to get that fly off your face."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

"The robber was about 5' 11"...."

"Looks like you both suffer from IBS. You...irritable bowel. Your friend...irritable burl."

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

'A bucket and pail would have been enough.'