Lighthearted Humor Lover T-Shirts

'Let me put it this way...don't start watching any miniseries on TV.'

"Dinner's almost ready, you better not have eaten anything on the way home!"

Plumber in a Thong

'Who's been eating chewing gum?'

'I'm the alpha angel.'

Mind lost by a mother.

Great gift ideas for the older man.

"Is that a braille book? Yes, and normally I don't like people reading over my shoulder."

"Can you call my wife and tell her how fast I was going that fast? She'll never believe me."

"Another year and another inch for your belt buckle."

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

Beer Van and Ice Cream Van

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

Spiv

"Hey, David...what's a five letter noun for someone I couldn't live without...oh yeah, kitty!"

"Can I have a knife and fork, please."

Yeti/Not Yeti

Beach Attraction

Soldier With Mouse Ears.

Advertising makes you crave things you never knew existed.

"Stay back. I don't know what he's got, but I'm afraid it's catching."

Giving thanks.

Carpet cleaning

We couldn't help but notice, Mary, that you got a new fleece, and it's white as snow.

'You look lovely today.'

A Human balloon being sold to a child balloon.

"I came here because my photography work is suffering - everybody on social media says they love my abstract pictures. The problem is, I do landscape pictures."