Cheeky Humor Lover Gifts

"Poor old dear can't talk much anymore I wonder what he's thinking...?" "Nice tits."

sex shop - "Theres plenty more filth inside"

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Dad'll be sorry he didn't come shopping with us, he's always looking at girls like that on-line."

Let's play hide-the-sausage!

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"NICE white bits!"

'Why can you never remember what day it is?'

'You only want to do it when people are watching.'

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

Thumb your nose at an authority figure.

'Going my way,Gorgeous?'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

'Do I get credit for car wash?'

Glass Blowers have a lot of cheek.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Elephant ass selfie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'You had me at hell.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

The King's New Robes.

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

The Living End.

Keister Island.

Easter Island

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"I'm head over heels about you."