Cheeky Humor Appreciator Gifts

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"What does history teach us? You tell me. You're the teacher."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Your animal companionship is here!"

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"I'm a monster."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Cheesie Rider

God with Earth Controller

"Overkill, dude."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Mummy Shrink.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Curiosity."

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

Pianist.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"We're making progress."

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"High Fashion"

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'You had me at hell.'

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"Exaggerate!"