Cheeky Humor Appreciator Pillows

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"What does history teach us? You tell me. You're the teacher."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"I'm a monster."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

Cheesie Rider

"Your animal companionship is here!"

God with Earth Controller

"Overkill, dude."

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Mummy Shrink.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"Curiosity."

"We're making progress."

Pianist.

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

A cat draws a picture of a sleeping man

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"High Fashion"

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

'You had me at hell.'

'Freudian slip '

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

Football merchandising - 1953.