Cheeky Joke Lover Pillows

The Pop-Up Book of Impotence

'Oh look, it's Mr Palmer.'

Ass-teroids

'I'd like to apply for a student loan please - about eighteen, dark hair, a nice firm bottom...'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"The hyenas started it."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

Doggone

Vegetarian Birds

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

Your lobster was off!

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

What do you suggest we do about this?

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Next to Nothing

Greece

Stepping on clown's shoe...