Cheeky Joke Lover Pillows

The Pop-Up Book of Impotence

'Oh look, it's Mr Palmer.'

Ass-teroids

'I'd like to apply for a student loan please - about eighteen, dark hair, a nice firm bottom...'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Marsha, did you file the Peterson account on the cumulus, stratus, cirrus, or nimbus cloud?'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

Vegetarian Birds

Doggone

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Your lobster was off!

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

"Your brow is definitely more furrowed than it used to be!"

'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Next to Nothing

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

"I cross the road to forget."