Cheeky Humor Lovers Pillows

"Pssst. . . Major sideboob at 12 o'clock."

"Fresh pepper?"

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Elephant ass selfie.

So You've Cloned Yourself

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

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'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

'You had me at hell.'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

Baby restaurant

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

Trying to rectify the Leaning Tower of Pisa

'I love your perfume, what is it?' -'Exhumed!'

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

I thought you might want to color it in. Color chalk. 1 1 1 2 1 1 4 4 5 5

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"