Cheeky Humor Pillows

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Sticking out tongue

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Justice for a heckler.

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'You had me at hell.'

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'Big Issue!'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Your dump or mine..?"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"Hey you. I can't get in your house because nobody drew a fireplace or chimney. Not my fault, dude. Well, maybe next year. Ho, ho, ho."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

Easter Island

The Living End.

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

Keister Island.

"He said his first word today - pubbies!"

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."