Cheeky Humor Mugs

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

Sticking out tongue

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"America hasn't been discovered yet -- how about cheddar?"

'You had me at hell.'

Justice for a heckler.

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"Your dump or mine..?"

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

'...the next train arriving at platform one is the 10.45 fast service to orgasm central!'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'The Businessman's Lunch won't cut it, hon. We want the Businessman's Orgy!'

The Living End.

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

Keister Island.

Easter Island

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

"Fancy a bit of the other what, Reg?"

Ass-teroids