Cheeky Sense Of Humor Mugs

'When I said I'd kill for a fag. . .'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Elephant ass selfie.

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

Sticking out tongue

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Magnet at scrapyard

Justice for a heckler.

'You had me at hell.'

'Mate, when did you get your tongue pierced..?'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

"Your dump or mine..?"

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

"Hey-look, honey! We screwed our tails off!"

"Wanna chill at my place?"

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'Hello Darling, I am on the bed with the window cleaner.'

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

The Living End.

Keister Island.